I was walking home from me job feeding me neighbors cats two nights ago. She lives about 20 minute walk from me house. It was round midnight and I saw a bright light come down round me head. At first I thought I was having a seizure but when I woke up there were strange beings all about me. I was laying on a table bare ass. I felt under the influence of a drug or some such thing. I asked if I could bum a CIG, but they started doing things like at a check up at me doctors. They checked me throat eyes and ears. Then a big fella being came in and there it was mates; he pulled it out... The ten incher, he bent me over and started having a go at me ol' back parts. I says to the fella "Aye, what you doing back there?" He didn't say nothing. Just kept probing around back, I says "I ain't toileted for a while it might get a bit messy mate." He slapped me on the back of me head. Long story short I woke up in me sheep barn naked as new born baby, backside sore as can be. I had to grab one of me sheep just to get up.Afraid to call the police. What you all suppose that was about?
Submitted February 28, 2016 at 03:30PM by Aminal11 http://ift.tt/1QlULFY
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