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Thursday, February 25, 2016

Alien in my house?

Every Night I hear weird noises coming from my restroom. I go take a look and I see that there's a bright light being emitted from inside. I knock on the door and the lights go off and immediately I hear a somewhat silent buzz. I open the door and nothing. Last night it happened again but this time I found a blaster next to the toilet that I think might belong to one of the aliens. It's looks like the type of weapon a grey would use so I assume one of them is teleporting into my house at night and taking a shit.

I fear he might come for his blaster tonight. Should I leave it in my room and see if he comes in so I can ambush him and turn him into the authorities or should I pussy out and just leave it in the restroom and hope he takes it and leaves without trying to escalate things with me.

Thank you in advance I appreciate your advice.



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