I was driving down the county road here and there is seldom traffic on it, up ahead I see bright lights around the bend and I begin to drive cautiously - I've never been one to believe in aliens or anything of the realm. I'm a true "I'll believe it when I see it" type guy, a real honest of Abes, straight-shooter. Anyhow as I draw closer it's what looks to be a broken down truck with an LED lightbar... Turns out it's stuck in the mud, doors open, nobody near. I get out and holler - "HEY, anybody here!!!" then a small humanoid comes from around the side of the car says some gibberish that I'm not quite sure what it was, alien tongue I reckon. I didn't have time to really assess the situation, I just knew I was in trouble - I pulled out my revolver and shot at it - Drained my .357 mag into it. Its head popped like a pumpkin and it slumped against the truck. I was incredibly shaken and scared and I was quite inebriated from Easter festivities with my family so I hoped back in my car and rushed home. I returned later today to find everything had been removed - Nothing at the scene. however, I have evidence that the truck was there. There are tracks in the mud. BFG all-terrains.
Submitted March 28, 2016 at 09:36PM by bumbo1 http://ift.tt/1MxdHBR
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