it was a long day and i was tired of playing my fav gmae Alien Shooter. then i saw obama screamin so i go and rofl then i told bayraccket "yo ma hommie was up ma mainge" hes all like "i think i've been anal probed". naytureally i was chocked and i said "thats bullshit president osama" then out of nowhere a light comes out of his ass and he turns yellow. then for some re@son i am inside and there i see something. i faint cuz im tired. i wake up and i see AYYYY LMAOS. then i took a shit on my diaper and i said "im a whup yo skinny ass" the AYYY LMAOS giggled and E.T said "bitch at least we're skinner than u" "HAHAHAHHA" then i am gorny. then spork says "we must probe the muda fucka" but then tyrone the ice gangster and teletubbies cum to rescue. the fall and ded. rip very sad. then xenomorph probes me and i faint. i wake up in bed with a vodka in my hand and i think to myself "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me" THEN E.T CUMS ON MY LAPTOP AND PUTIN IS MAYRO AND WEEGEE FATHER AND E.T had incest with his brother hitler and the world blows up the day Kanye West becomes president of the world.
THE END.
p.s this is a real story, i recorded it in my phone here is video proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFwpleHlwiQ
Submitted March 11, 2016 at 10:44PM by Vladimir_Putin2 http://ift.tt/1plyi20
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