Last night I went to bed feeling pretty normal. I watched some tv before falling asleep, and I was abducted. I don't know how long I had been asleep but i just remember waking up on a cold metallic slab. Water was running down it in all directions almost like a waterfall. I knew this wasn't a dream. I sat up on the table and looked around. The room I was in was very modern and futuristic. These two aliens walked in an automatic sliding door. They were tall grey and bone thin. At first I was scared, like really fucking scared, but something about their big black eyes really calmed me down. I got the sense from them that I was going to be ok if I cooperated. I asked them "what am I doing here?" And they looked at each other and then at me. They didn't open their mouths but one of them spoke. Almost like it was telepathic in a way. It said "We are here to warn you."
"About what?" Despite the ominous tone I heard in my mind their eyes still calmed me.
"The Emoji Movie is real. One day you will only speak with emojis. Go grab your friends and family and see the emoji movie and start talking in only emoji. You will be the leaders of the new world."
I agreed to do that and then they said "eat 💩"
Then I woke up in my bed and there was a scar on my stomach.
Submitted July 30, 2017 at 08:45AM by Thjiiikkmmmmkkllllll http://ift.tt/2vVdsuo
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