Do you want to know who your spouse has been meeting with behind your back?
Because I've got hundreds of witnesses in law enforcement, military, government, the sciences, as well as thousands of civilian witnesses from every walk of life, who ALL saw your spouse french-kissing another person after exiting a hotel room together.
We've got hundreds of official transcripts of their communications about their secret love affair.
We've got thousands of photos and videos of them together, some of which are grainy, some of which are clearly faked, but some of which have been analyzed by imaging experts and declared legitimate.
This has been going on for several decades, but in recent years the most well-funded and technologically advanced investigative agency on the planet captured your spouse and the other person having sex with each other on multiple forms of sensor media, as well as multiple eyewitnesses. This didn't happen just once; it has been witnessed and recorded on a daily basis, over dozens of years.
We have hundreds of highly credible, expert witnesses who have made sworn affidavits about what they saw.
And this damning evidence about your spouse comes to us not just from your home country, but from every investigative agency in nearly every nation across our entire planet, for the last 70+ years.
[There is even evidence that your spouse has been fucking other people for thousands of years, as mentioned by most every historical culture on the planet---but we can leave that part out as unreliable.]
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Now that I've delivered this message to you about your spouse and their lover, I'm guessing your response will be thus:
"Not interested."
"I KNOW MY SPOUSE."
"So where is the double-blind laboratory study proving their affair?"
"It's impossible."
Submitted June 21, 2022 at 12:17AM by 8ad8andit https://ift.tt/RClx4Nr
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