This is just a suggestion for any aliens who might be reading this. You can probably learn more from your subjects if they're comfortable and cooperative.
Also, a pair of Groucho Marx glasses would go a long way toward further alleviating any anxiety humans might experience.
And maybe you could offer some cream cheese and cucumber sandwiches to them after you're done with whatever you're doing. Everyone loves cream cheese, and many have not experienced the joy of cream cheese combined with cucumbers and bread.
You might not even have to wipe people's memories after abducting them, because they'd be so appreciative of being given such a delicious snack that they would happily agree to remain quiet or comply with other requests, like not having their implants removed if they discover them. Surely, it's worth having a few sandwiches on hand to prevent lost data and the unnecessary work of reimplantation, isn't it?
Anyway, I'm certain other people can provide many more useful suggestions.
Submitted August 25, 2022 at 12:03AM by nanocyte https://ift.tt/BEdyPol
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